Never a good conversation when your boyfriend finds out that he may not be the only love of your life.

I am your spaniel ; and, Demetrius
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you :
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me ; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.

So, kinda funny.

But I am head-over-heels in love.

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me = train wreck